Roast Some Corporate Practices and Have A LAUGH
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Stunning blog created
It is WIP 🙂
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Successful laughs obtained
My wife finds me (maybe) funny.
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Round of layoffs survived
Happy to still have a job.
Areas of “Expertise”
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Job Applications
We will make sure that your applications are completely ignored and that closure notifications are sent over 6 months after the original application date because the job posting disappeared internally.
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Interviews
We will make sure to go through multiple rounds of interviews, just to ghost you and never talk to you again. Good luck on your next interview!
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Work Culture
We will make sure that you can’t take days off when you want, and that we find you the best micromanager to ensure you are being efficient at work.
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Career Advancement
We will work with you to create a personalized plan to help you achieve none of your career goals. We will make up any excuse to not promote, but we will have lots of new hires with higher salary than you.
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Performance Reviews
We will work to bring down your motivation low enough that we have an excuse to put you on PIP. We won’t listen to any of your feedback because it is not the company’s fault, ever.
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Exit Plan
We will work with you to give you an exit offer that only matches your new hire buddy salaries with 3 years less of experience, since this is the best we can do to keep you.
Read the Latest Discussions in The Blog
Not trying to fuel your frustrations about work, but you can for sure read some more articles for awareness and discussion, no?
Frequently Asked Questions
Are you planning to RTO?
Yes, 8 days a week, but my commute is 25 hours.
Can you help me find a job?
No, but one of those job gurus online might be able to review your resume. We are here for the entertainment.
Your humor is bad. Can you stop?
Never said I was a comedian, but you can quickly google ‘How to be fun?’ It may help.
What is your compensation?
Peanuts.
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